John Wick: Chapter 2 — full review

Some violent scenes.

3.5 Stars

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X-Men: Apocalypse — full review

Watched it on the HBO. Lots of stuff blowed up, but in the end, the world was saved.

Here’s what happens:
In ancient times, the Pharoah got killed by those who thought he was a false god, but then in the future which was 1983 a guy’s family from Poland got killed which is why he became Magneto because of what happened in Cuba last time which is why the CIA lady and a bad Army dude had captured the wolfman, which was Wolverine, but he ran away into the snow at the secret place because Professor Xavier said embrace your power to the girl who helped wolfman both now and in the future when the ex-Pharoah guy tried to wreck everything, but the good mutants reunited to stop him and also fixed up the mutant mansion that blowed up real good because the bridges came down and everything since the Bronze Age because…metal.

After that, things got a little confusing.

2 Stars

Favorite 2016 Videos

Produced in various years, these are the videos I enjoyed watching in 2016.

Just in time for Christmas. If you’ve been crossed off Santa’s list, not to worry.

Without the Gabor sisters, we never would have had the Kardashians! See Zsa Zsa deliver her most memorable line! See an intrepid spaceman attacked by a stuffed animal! And through it all…acting! You’re welcome.

Hef, Barbie Benton, Jack Cassidy, Hal Frazier and Buddy Rich doing a “wild number”? Did it ever get any cooler than Playboy After Dark?

I have no idea what this is, but I can’t stop watching it.

Not to be outdone by slobbering dogs, this is the coolest cat video of 2012. An old favorite.

Dog. Cat. Now rat — taking care of his business.

Before there was “daytime talk,” there was the weekday afternoon movie.

And finally, this one — which I thought was hilarious during the summer — hit a little too close to home.